Shrek / Breaking Bad Parallel. Truly both masterpieces.
We need to find a way to get Reagan back!
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the republican strategy for 2016 is literal necromancy
we have three distinct races in this fantasy story: white people, dwarves: who are sort of like… short white people, and elves: slightly taller-than-average white people with pointy ears
i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists
Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.
i’ve been thinking about these two panels all day please don’t mind me
one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
'LITTLE BROTHER, WE DO NOT STAB PEOPLE. IT IS IMPOLITE'
BUT THOR. MURDER.
I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post